Best quotes to send by SMS
Michel de Montaigne The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

James M. Barrie The most useless are those who never change through the years.
Author: James M. Barrie

P. J. O Rourke The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Marshall McLuhan The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Morrie Schwartz Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !
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