Best quotes to send by SMS

Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.
Author: Dr. Thomas Dooley
Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls.
Author: Lucan
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
Author: Clement Atlee
The best jokes to send by SMS

What should you know before you teach your
dog
a new trick?
You should know more than your dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what
should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in
disguise.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why did the dog say he was an
actor?
His
leg was in a cast.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why do dogs turn around three
times before
lying down?
One good turn deserves another.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes