Best quotes to send by SMS
Dr. Thomas Dooley Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.
Author: Dr. Thomas Dooley

Lucan Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls.
Author: Lucan

Charles Caleb Colton Deliberate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

George Bernard Shaw Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Clement Atlee Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.
Author: Clement Atlee

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
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Dog jokes When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes