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Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
Author: Margaret Mead

Every time you state what you want or believe, you're the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible. Don't put a ceiling on yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Author: Gertrude Stein

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.
Author: Nick Diamos

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes