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The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.
Author: Edward Chapin

The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.
Author: Confucius

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Author: Robert Benchley

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Pleasure and love are the pinions of great deeds.
Author: Charles Fox

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes