Best quotes to send by SMS

What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing--to live in accord with his nature.
Author: Seneca
What happens when the future has come and gone?
Author: Robert Half
It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Author: Unknown
What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Author: Albert Camus
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so old she ran track with
dinosaurs.
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick
that when
she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from
the weight!
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Yo mama is
missing a finger and can't
count past nine.
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Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and
dissapeared.
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