Best quotes to send by SMS
Seneca What does reason demand of a man? A very easy thing--to live in accord with his nature.
Author: Seneca

Robert Half What happens when the future has come and gone?
Author: Robert Half

Bertrand Russell It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Unknown What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
Author: Unknown

Albert Camus What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Author: Albert Camus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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