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Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
Author: William Blake

Insanely Great!
Author: Steve Jobs

Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.
Author: Leonard Bernstein

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Author: Doug Larson

However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they forget everything except your refusal.
Author: Pliny the Younger

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw
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Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes