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Life is not so important as the duties of life.
Author: John Randolph

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.
Author: Edith Wharton

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Author: William Goldman

Hope is necessary in every condition.
Author: Samuel Johnson

If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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