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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Author: George Eliot

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Author: Christopher Lasch

Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !
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What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes