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Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Author: John Witherspoon

I have three treasures. Guard and keep them: The first is deep love, The second is frugality, And the third is not to dare to be ahead of the world. Because of deep love, one is courageous. Because of frugality, one is generous. Because of not darin
Author: Lao-tzu

Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
Author: Homer

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Author: Evan Davis

What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!
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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !
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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?
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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season
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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
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