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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.
Author: Monica Baldwin

Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.
Author: Sir Wilfred Grenfell

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
Author: David McCullough

Our thoughts are free.
Author: Cicero

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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Q: What county in Ireland hates "South Park?" A: Killkenny.
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Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.
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