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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Author: Henry Kissinger

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.
Author: Tom Stoppard

No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Author: John Stuart Mill

No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
Author: Harold Laki

No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes