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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Author: Victor Hugo

Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables: 'Do not try.'
Author: Dan Parker

I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
Author: Alanis Morissette

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Author: H. L. Mencken

I still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. My health is the main capital I have and I want to administer it intelligently.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
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Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!
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Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
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Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
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