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Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.
Author: Madame de Tencin

Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. People will take you very much at your own reckoning.
Author: Anthony Trollope

How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Catching Criminals by Hans Upp
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Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas
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Aching Joints by Arthur Itis
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Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
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Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
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