Best quotes to send by SMS

God is a verb.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.
Author: George W. Bush
God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
Author: Kahlil Gibran
God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.
Author: Reinhold Niebuhr
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Author: Jimmy Demaret
The best jokes to send by SMS

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the woodworm are
holding hands.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch engine.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes