Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Antoine de Saint-Exupery Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Ayn Rand The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

G. H. Hardy It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy

Pablo Picasso The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
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Frog jokes What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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Frog jokes What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
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Frog jokes What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Frog jokes Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
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