Best quotes to send by SMS

The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand
It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.
Author: G. H. Hardy
The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing shape...
Author: Pablo Picasso
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you get if cross a science fiction film
with a toad ?
Star Warts !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes