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The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.
Author: Hazrat Inayat Khan

Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others.
Author: Titus Livius

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

The world is round; it has no point.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.
Author: Roseanne Barr

When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
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Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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