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All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
Author: Demosthenes

All that counts in life is intention.
Author: Andrea Bocelli

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
Author: Edgar Allan Poe

All the world's a cage.
Author: Jeanne Phillips

All things may corrupt when minds are prone to evil.
Author: Ovid

'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes