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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.
Author: Karl Kraus

A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.
Author: Italian Proverb

A wise man's question contains half the answer.
Author: Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Author: Gloria Steinem

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes