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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture.
Author: Oscar Wilde

To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.
Author: Hugo Von Hofmannsthal

The body is a sacred garment.
Author: Martha Graham

To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce.
Author: Peter de Gaston Levis

What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes