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The believer is happy, the doubter is wise.
Author: Irish Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Author: Dudley Moore

The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best place a person can die, is where they die for others.
Author: James M. Barrie

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, char
Author: Francis Maitland Balfour

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes