Best quotes to send by SMS
Calvin Coolidge Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Gore Vidal Never have children, only grandchildren.
Author: Gore Vidal

J. W. Eagan Never judge a book by its movie.
Author: J. W. Eagan

Sharon Salzberg Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

Madame de Tencin Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.
Author: Madame de Tencin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Children jokes Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !
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Children jokes After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Christmas jokes Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
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Christmas jokes Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
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Christmas jokes What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
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