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Best quotes to send by SMS
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing ever goes away.Author: Barry Commoner
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?Author: Laurence J. Peter
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. PersistAuthor: Calvin Coolidge
The best jokes to send by SMS
Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
took everything except the
soap and towels.
Harry: The dirty
crooks.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
No!This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
good, it only has sentimental value.
Mugger: That's all right.
I'm sentimental.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
Policeman: Did you
know your vehicle was
reported stolen?
Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes
What hired killer never goes to jail?
The
exterminator.This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes