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Best quotes to send by SMS
Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.Author: Mitchell Burgess
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place in the contents. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. Nothing ever happens twice alike. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other,Author: Henry Ward Beecher
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your
bed!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
pair
of curtains
Well pull yourself together thenThis is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croakThis is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor:
You seem to be in
excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as
clockwork.
Patient:
That's because you've got your hand on my watch!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep
thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes