Best quotes to send by SMS

All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.
Author: John Steinbeck
All would live long, but none would be old.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Author: Mark Twain
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Author: Cyril Connolly
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What is a hamburger's
favourite
story?
Hansel and Gristle!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
joint?
Fry-by-night!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
When can you count on a hamburger in an
emergency?
When the chips are down!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Where can a burger get a great night's
sleep?
On a bed of lettuce!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes