Best quotes to send by SMS
Anonymous To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Author: Anonymous

William Shakespeare Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
Author: William Shakespeare

Confucius Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Author: Confucius

Daniel Webster Justice is the greatest interest of man on earth.
Author: Daniel Webster

Bertrand Russell I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.
Author: Bertrand Russell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
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