Best quotes to send by SMS

To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
Author: Anonymous
Virtue and genuine graces in themselves speak what no words can utter.
Author: William Shakespeare
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
Author: Confucius
Justice is the greatest interest of man on earth.
Author: Daniel Webster
I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.
Author: Bertrand Russell
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo
mama mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in
last
place in a recent snail marathon.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat her nickname
is "Lardo"
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she
landed on 12th
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes