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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.Author: Woody Allen
You can observe a lot just by watching.Author: Yogi Berra
You can pray for someone even if you don't think God exists.Author: Real Live Preacher
You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you cant teach someone who writes columns to care.Author: Ellen Goodman
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.Author: Jay Leno
The best jokes to send by SMS
"Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birtThis is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the
intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was
at
fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been
blind since birth, and thus
should be given additional leeway, the
rabbit said that he, too, had been
blind since birth. The two
animals then forgot about the collision and
began commiserating
concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his
greatest regret was the loss of his identity.
He had never been able to
see his reflection in the water, and for that
reason did not know
exactly what he looked like, or even what he was.
The rabbit declared
that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they
could help
each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from
hea
d to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.
The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit.
After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur,
long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I
think that
you must be a bunny rabbit!"
The rabbit was much
relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to
return the favor to
the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a
few minutes,
he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've
got beady
little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've
got a
forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
Q. How did a blind girl burn her
fingers?
A. Reading the waffle ironThis is the joke from a category: Blind jokes