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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Art and science have their meeting point in method.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Author: Paul Gauguin

Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.
Author: Amy Lowell

Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
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My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
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Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What's the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home...I just want her to stay with you guys."
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes