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Best quotes to send by SMS
I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.Author: Angelina Jolie
I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.Author: Stephen Colbert
I dote on his very absence.Author: William Shakespeare
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.Author: William H. Mauldin
I felt like poisoning a monk.Author: Umberto Eco
The best jokes to send by SMS
What did Adam do when he wanted some
sugar?
He raised Cain.This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
What's the moral of the story
about
Jonah and the whale ?
You can't keep a good man down !This is the joke from a category: Religious jokes
How
many McDonald's counter girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to put
some chips with it.This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes
At our local
restaurant you can eat
dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken
!This is the joke from a category: Restaurant jokes