Best quotes to send by SMS
Honore de Balzac Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
Author: Honore de Balzac

Rosa Parks It was not pre-arranged. It just happened that the driver made and demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand . . . I was quite tired after spending a full day working.
Author: Rosa Parks

Robert J. Sawyer Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Thomas Hobbes Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Henry George Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George

The best jokes to send by SMS
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Book title jokes The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart
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