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Best quotes to send by SMS
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.Author: Fred Allen
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.Author: Will Rogers
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.Author: Lynn Johnston
Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life.Author: Clifford Stoll
Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.Author: Anonymous
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
mosquito
Go away, sucker!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit
yourself in the head. Then
you'll have a bad headache.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that's a lot of calories!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin.
Why don't you go behind the
screen and slip into something more
comfortable then!This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes