Best quotes to send by SMS

Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
Author: Philip G. Hamerton
Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
Author: Abraham Lincoln
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
Author: William Shakespeare
He giveth his beloved sleep.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley
!
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Auntie
!
Auntie who ?
Auntie glad to see me again !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2
!
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Balanchine !
Balachine who ?
Balachine act !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes