Best quotes to send by SMS
Philip G. Hamerton Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
Author: Philip G. Hamerton

Benjamin Franklin Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Abraham Lincoln He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

William Shakespeare He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.
Author: William Shakespeare

Bible He giveth his beloved sleep.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !
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