Best Cell Phones

Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
Author: Unknown

And come he slow, or come he fast, It is but death who comes at last.
Author: Sir Walter Scott

And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
Author: Kahlil Gibran

And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths, Win us with honest trifles, to betray's In deepest consequence.
Author: William Shakespeare

And so, my fellow americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
Author: John F. Kennedy

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad? One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes