Best quotes to send by SMS

People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh
The best jokes to send by SMS

Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't worry, it's
my first extraction too.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor "
"Dentist"
"Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32
teeth!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every
fiber of your
being?"
Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the tooth
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes