Best quotes to send by SMS
Elizabeth Moon People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

J. R. R. Tolkien If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

Ruben Studdard People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard

Logan Pearsall Smith It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Thich Nhat Hanh People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dentist jokes Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
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Dentist jokes Young lady to father "Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor " "Dentist" "Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!"
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Dentist jokes Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
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Dentist jokes What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth
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Dinosaur jokes Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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