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Quotation ... A writer expresses himself in words that have been used before because they give his meaning better than he can give it himself, or because they are beautiful or witty, or because he expects them to touch a cord of association in his reader,
Author: Henry W. Fowler

Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down, smell the furniture. Today it just makes me feel wet.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it.
Author: Ayn Rand

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.
Author: Christopher Morley

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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