Best quotes to send by SMS

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Author: John Wayne
Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became just, there would be no need for courage.
Author: Agesilaus the Second
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
Author: Raymond Lindquist
Cowards are cruel, but the brave
Love mercy, and delight to save.
Author: John Gay
Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's the difference between a
general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the
other thinks you have what he
treats.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
"What do you do?" a young man asked
the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I
could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That
would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight
hours.'
The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?'
'I fell
asleep!'
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
How can you tell who is the head
nurse
of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes