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John Wayne Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
Author: John Wayne

Agesilaus the Second Courage is of no value unless accompanied by justice; yet if all men became just, there would be no need for courage.
Author: Agesilaus the Second

Raymond Lindquist Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
Author: Raymond Lindquist

John Gay Cowards are cruel, but the brave Love mercy, and delight to save.
Author: John Gay

Stephen Jay Gould Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

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Doctor and nurse jokes What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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Doctor and nurse jokes "What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "I'm a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me," he whispered in her ear. "That would be miraculous. I work on the maternity ward."
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Doctor and nurse jokes Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'
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Doctor and nurse jokes How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
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