Best quotes to send by SMS
Confucius The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
Author: Confucius

Robert Heinlein The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Wendy Magruder In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
Author: Wendy Magruder

Brian Eno I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity. The transfer is not paying off. Sure, muscles are unreliable, but they represent several million y
Author: Brian Eno

William Shakespeare Lady you bereft me of all words, Only my blood speaks to you in my veins, And there is such confusion in my powers.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Men jokes Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Men jokes Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.
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Men jokes Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
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Men jokes Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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