Best quotes to send by SMS

I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot
If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles
The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker
The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
honey !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecasso !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a bee with a door
bell?
A hum dinger !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes