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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best.
Author: Walt Whitman

I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Author: Michael Crichton

I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Author: Jules Renard

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here's the elastic band.
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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was.
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Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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