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Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion in disguise. It's the devil's dilemma. It's neither doing nor not doing. It's the wobbling compromise that makes no one happy. Moderation is for the bland, the apologetic, for the fence-sitters of the world
Author: Dan Millman

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Author: Hobart Brown

Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
Author: Peter Borden

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes