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If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Author: Chinese Proverb

If you can react the same way to winning and losing, that is a big accomplishment. That quality is important because it stays with you the rest of your life.
Author: Chris Evert

I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
Author: William Shakespeare

If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.
Author: Epictetus

Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!
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Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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