Best quotes to send by SMS

Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer.
Author: Barnard Elliot Bee
Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
Author: Mother Teresa
I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
Author: William Shakespeare
Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning.
Author: Bible
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
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You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same
substance?
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?
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What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?
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