Best quotes to send by SMS
Barnard Elliot Bee Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer.
Author: Barnard Elliot Bee

Mother Teresa Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family.
Author: Mother Teresa

William Shakespeare I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at.
Author: William Shakespeare

Bible Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning.
Author: Bible

Aristotle Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Author: Aristotle

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