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Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.
Author: Madame de Tencin

Never seem more learned than the people you are with. Wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. People will take you very much at your own reckoning.
Author: Anthony Trollope

How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
Author: Saint Jerome

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
This is the joke from a category: Brother and sister jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes