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All would live long, but none would be old.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Author: Mark Twain

Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
Author: Jacob Braude

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes