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Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives.
Author: William James

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.
Author: Salma Hayek

If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template, then that entry looks completely different. It's the same words, but not the same meaning. This all depends on what historical questions that people will
Author: Josh Greenberg

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes