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As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Author: Josh Billings

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Author: Woody Allen

As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth, life and death. For when you stand in the present moment, you are timeless.
Author: Rodney Yee

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!
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