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Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
Author: David McCullough

Our thoughts are free.
Author: Cicero

It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Author: Menander

Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
Author: Dr. David M. Burns

This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "You're sitting in my seat!" The same Spanish man ignores him and orders another beer. The man again taps him on his shoulder, and tells him he's sitting in his seat. The same Spanish man gets up, leans over the seat, and says. "I don't see your name on it." He sits down again and orders still another beer. "The man says...I know Karate!" The small Latino man says, "I know JUDO! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A GUN! JU DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A KNIFE!"
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Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!
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Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
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What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes