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If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.
Author: Henry Ford

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Author: Mario Andretti

If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
Author: Carl Schurz

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself: 'I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
Author: Epictetus

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.
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How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !
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What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !
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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes