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It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.
Author: Hesiod

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Author: Andre Gide

It is better to go to the house of mourning than to go to the house of feasting.
Author: Bible

It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.
Author: Mary Renault

It is certainly desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors.
Author: Plutarch

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes