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It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing themselves - in finding themselves.
Author: Andre Gide

It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.
Author: Havelock Ellis

It is perhaps a more fortunate destiny to have a taste for collecting shells than to be born a millionaire.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Author: Kin Hubbard

It is said that if Noah's ark had had to be built by a company; they would not have laid the keel yet; and it may be so. What is many men's business is nobody's business. The greatest things are accomplished by individual men.
Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
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yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?" "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."
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