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Never... ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Author: William J. Broad

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Author: Willa Cather

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"
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